Posts by Nathan Natas

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Baptised 52 years today!

by Phoebe in

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january 29th - my baptism date.

can you remember how you felt at your baptism?.

i got baptised because my dad kept frightening me.

Nathan Natas

I also was 14.

I am also a guy, which means I am genetically incapable of remembering any date that is not my birthday.

I was an obedient kid and when I was TOLD that it was time for me to give the next billllllion years to Watc-ovah... or wasr that "Mom-hovah"? Anyway, I did what I was told to do.

In my innermost secret heart-of-my-hearts, I had hoped that there would be some kind of "spiritual experience" associated with baptism, but I was not inclined to hallucinate. ...even NOW, 55 years later! ...I know -- I tried -- nuthin'!

Thus did Nathan - that's ME - first WITNESS the cold, unblinking, uncaring eye of the cosmos.

Fortunately for me, oaths and contracts entered into with imaginary beings are UNENFORCEABLE, so I'm off the hook!

I really do wish I wasn't such a compliant youth, but it would take a panel of psychiatrists to explain how I was conditioned to be a phool.

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Jehovah's Witnesses Called At My Door

by Roger Kirkpatrick in

last saturday morning, i answered a knock at my door to see a man standing next to a young boy who handed me a pamphlet posing the question, "how do you view the bible?

would you say it is (1) a book of human wisdom?

(2) a book of myths and legends?

Nathan Natas

Are Baal and Molech also aliases for the Artist formerly known as Jehovah? Maybe Satan is too, right?

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My Letter to President Trump Requesting That IRS Revoke Watchtower's Tax-exempt status

by Roger Kirkpatrick in

january 23, 2019. the honorable donald j. trump,.

president of the united states;.

the white house.

Nathan Natas

Roger Kirkpatrick, no harm, no foul.

As you noticed I have no thought process.

I hope you didn't pull a muscle doing all that jumping.

Best to leave plyometrics to the kids and athletes.

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Is this the most awkward and forced kiss in cinema?

by LoveUniHateExams in

right after rose smashes into finn's speeder, she practically sexually assaults him (#finntoo) .

besides, i thought finn had the hots for rey.

as soon as he woke up from his coma at the beginning of the film, he was like: "where da white woman at?

Nathan Natas

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What Are Your Rights?

by Simon in

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friends

rights seem to be everywhere nowadays.

say hello to someone in the wrong way and you've violated 101 of their human rights.

people imagine they have the right to all sorts of things - food, healthcare, housing, internet ... so many things are labelled basic rights and then you get onto their human rights - a favourite of the do-nothing bodies such as the un to declare.

Nathan Natas

GREAT reply Simon!

Nevuela declared, "EVERYONE has the right to... healthcare...

My mother DIED because her insurance didn't cover certain life-saving procedures..."

You have just ruined your argument, Nevuela.

If EVERYONE has the right to heathcare, and your Mother is part of EVERYONE, she had the right to healthcare.

But she didn't get healthcare, therefore proving that she had no right to it.

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"Kingdom Rhapsody"...WTF???

by stuckinarut2 in

i just cant begin to express my reactions to this....just watch it right through and see what i mean..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poxpsj5s4q4.

Nathan Natas

Under US law, parodies are NOT a violation of copyrights.

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My Letter to President Trump Requesting That IRS Revoke Watchtower's Tax-exempt status

by Roger Kirkpatrick in

january 23, 2019. the honorable donald j. trump,.

president of the united states;.

the white house.

Nathan Natas

Diogenesister wondered, " ...what defines a religion? How about the fact they have changed the bible?"

You may be surprised to learn that:

1.) The bible has neen changed many times during its history, and there are different versions of the bible used by different churches.

2.) Not all religions recognized as such by the IRS use the bible as a basis for claiming they are a religion. Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, and Shintoists are a few, there are many others. There are even (gasp!) Satanic churches! BOOGA BOOGA!

Stunning, isn't it?

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"Kingdom Rhapsody"...WTF???

by stuckinarut2 in

i just cant begin to express my reactions to this....just watch it right through and see what i mean..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poxpsj5s4q4.

Nathan Natas

Steve2 asked, "Did they get permission to change the lyrics, perform the song and record it for YouTube?"

Under US law, parodies are NOT a violation of copyrights.

What kind of world would it be if we had to get permission to mock or otherwise imitate something?

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Do you believe?

by rolliepollie in

do you believe in a higher power?.

why or why not?.

Nathan Natas

A HIGHER power? You mean like Timothy Leary and Terence McKenna?

Or were you making reference to the popular fictional character who, despite possessing "Higher Powers," has been unable to provide clear evidence of existence or identity? Who has been incapable of assuring that The Holy Writ is preserved unaltered through time?

No, I don't believe in that one. Do YOU? Really?

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I am a proud Jehovah's Witness Defender

by Matthew Jefferson in

my name is matthew j and i have just ended my study with the jehovah's witnesses.

no, i did not stop studying because i believe the jehovah's witnesses are a 'cult', i left due to the minor beliefs that i hold that remain separate from the organization.

i called my elder who is still an amazing man and great counselor, affirming that i do not wish to continue my studying.